just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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