just come out here and I will go home with you...
Do vagina's smell?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
