who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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