there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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