sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We don't watch enough power rangers
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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