David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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