you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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