well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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