Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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