talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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