just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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