You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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