My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
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