their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
