You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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