How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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