i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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