Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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