My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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