it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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