would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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