if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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