Small penises have feelings too.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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