Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
no, he came in my armpit
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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