Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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