just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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