Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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