Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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