these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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