Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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