he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Do plants get herpes?
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