Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
A bitchslap is in order.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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