yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
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AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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