guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.