I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?