They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
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I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.