Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(815): View more from Illinois

His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.

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(301): View more from Maryland

I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...

(443): View more from Maryland

How'd that go?

(301): View more from Maryland

Hes on his way with a baseball bat...

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(614): View more from Ohio

What tipped you off? The sombrero?

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(240): View more from Maryland

oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.

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(614): View more from Ohio

There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.

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(586): View more from Michigan

I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.

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