Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed

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(509): View more from Washington

Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though

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(813): View more from Florida

i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.

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(512): View more from Texas

Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...

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(313): View more from Michigan

I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...

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(515): View more from Iowa

They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.

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