when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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