How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
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P.S. I can't hear my feet
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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