Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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