at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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