Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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