OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
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He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.