Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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