It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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