marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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