I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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