When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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