You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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