1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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