My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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