That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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