All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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