i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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