can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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