if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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