The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
