i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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