Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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