Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
