she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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