Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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